TV (Hidan X Reader)

"For the last time Hidan, GIVE ME THE REMOTE!!" (Name) shouted, punching the masochistic man's shoulder. "Not in a million years, b*tch," Hidan replied, smirking. "But I don't want to watch SOAP OPERA, for the love of Jashin!" she complained, glaring at the screen. "Then f*cking leave."

(Name) sighed, rolling her (e/c) eyes. "Fine, I will leave," and with that she walked away. "Finally, some f*cking peace and quie-- WHAT THE F*CK-!?" (Name) had whipped around, snatching the remote out of his hand, while pushing Hidan off the couch. She ignored his foul language as she flipped through the channels, finding one about penguins.

"What the hell are you watching..?" Hidan asked when he finally looked back at the TV. "Something that ISN'T a soap opera," (Name) answered, not looking away from the TV. "But that was a f*cking good episode..." "Quit complaining!" she snapped, but Hidan tried grabbing the remote from her grasp. "H-HEY STOP! BACK!" she growled. "Give me the damn remote!" He shouted. "No, dammit! Go find another TV!" (Name) hissed. "But this is the only f*cking good one!" "I DON'T CARE!"

They went on arguing into Pein walked in; "Would you two shut up!" "He/she started!" she and Hidan shouted in unison, causing him to sigh, and walk away.

"Listen b*tch, I was here first, so we are going to watch the soap opera!"

"So!? I have the remote! We're gonna watch the show about penguins!

"SOAP OPERA!"

"PENGUINS, DAMN YOU!"

Hidan ripped the remote out of her hand and stood up, smirking. "Haha, who's got the f*cking remote now, b*tch!?" (Name) glared daggers at him, and stood up as well. "You know what!? DAMN YOU AND YOUR SOAP OPERAS!" she yelled, grabbing a pillow and shoving it in his face. "..The hell!?" he muttered, muffled by the pillow.

(Name) took that opportunity to once again take the remote, then turned and bolted out of the living room. "What the- (Name)!" Hidan shouted, chasing after her. She turned her head to see Hidan catching up, so she slid around the corner, running down the hallway.

As (Name) was running, she saw a door open and just as she was about to pass it, Itachi stepped out. "OHHEYITACHIGOTTAGOBYE!" she shouted, passing by, and he just blinked, turned around, and went back inside his room.

Somehow, she ended up back inside the living room; "Phew, I think I lost him..." With a shrug, she turned the TV back on to Animal Planet. Just as she sat back, Hidan came storming back in. "Bi-" he began, but (Name) interrupted him. "Just sit down and enjoy the damn show." "But I-" "DO IT." "Fine, b*tch."

And that my friends, is the one and only time Hidan ever watched a show about penguins.