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An exhausted sigh escaped your rosy lips as you slipped into your small bed and wrapped the fuzzy, soft blanket around you. It was at least 3 in the morning, but only now were you going to bed- over the course of the past 4 hours, you had read the entire Slenderwiki, looked at as much evidence that Slenderman was real that you could find, and played the Slender game, almost completely alone in a mansion.

You tossed and turned for a bit before getting comfortable and closing your eyes. 'This bed is sooo co--' your peaceful train of thought was interrupted though when you snapped your eyes open, swearing that you felt a sinister presence standing before your bed. However, it seemed that your mind was playing tricks on you because there was no one expect you in the room.

Silently scolding yourself for getting scared so easily, you shut your eyes once again, but not even 5 minutes later, an ominous sound filled the dark room.

Tap, tap, tap.

You froze, (e/c) eyes widening significantly, pulling the blanket up as if it were a shield, before you crawled to the end of your bed towards the window leading to your demise. A thousand scenarios from every horror movie you'd ever seen played inside your head as you reached out, moving the curtains out of the way.

'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!'

Unexpectedly, a shadow lurched forward from on top a tree branch next to your window, and without a moments hesitation, you turned and made a mad dash out of your room, accompanied by a yelp. As you sprinted down the menacing hallway, your entire body was tense, half-expecting a certain tall, lanky, faceless monster to grab and pull you into a room, never to be seen again. A flash of hope lit up your face when you saw your destination. You swung the door open, flinging you small frame onto the king-sized bed.

"(N-Name)?" Hearing the uncharacteristically soft, quiet voice, you turned and realized you had accidentally awoken a certain Dane.

"Hola," you whispered, looking around you uncertainly; your attacker could be anywhere, hidden in the dark of the night.

"Um... are you ok?" Denmark whispered, studying your wary form.

"Of course, never been better, why??" you replied, a little too hastily.

"...You're afraid of Slenderman aren't you?"

"Wha-no! Of course not!"

The blonde-haired man looked at you skeptically (even though you couldn't see it), seeing as you had taken most of his blanket and wrapped it around you. It was silent for a moment before an obnoxious laugh echoed around the large room.

"Ahaha! You got scared and decided to hide in my room! Wuss! Of course, who could blame you; I am the King of Northern Eur-- Ow!" The Dane rubbed his arm where you had punched him, sniffing melodramatically. "(Naaaaame)! Why must you be so cruel? T^T"

"You're annoying."

Two arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you into his chest. You squirmed in protest, trying to wiggle your way out of his grip.

"Denmarrkk! Stop it!" you whined, failing to escape.

"No~" was his cheerful response.

"I'll tell Norway..."

Your smirked triumphantly when you felt his grip loosen, only for you to be flipped around and pinned underneath the fat heavy Dane.

"God damnit."

"Don't worry (Name)! I'll protect you from Slenderman!"

"Well I just feel so safe now," you muttered, sarcasm dripping from every word.

"As you should <3" he chirped, moving so that he wasn't directly on top of you, and resting his head above yours.

"Whatever. Idiot."

You would never admit it, but you really did feel safer in his arms (AN: Oh the cheesiness, it burns!), and you soon found yourself fast asleep.

Extended Ending:

"I was just going to return zis necklace that she dropped the other day. Why does nobody like me!? Poo."

A certain Frenchman dejectedly made his way back to his two partners-in-crime who were waiting for him.

"How did it go amigo?" Spain asked, taking a bite out of his churro.

"Ma chérie ran away again," Francis sniffed.

"Kesesese, she seems to be doing that a lot, huh France?" Prussia snickered.

"Don't worry, I'm sure our bella (Name) will talk to you someday," the Spaniard comforted, patting his back.
...Random title is random...

I finally wrote a fluffy Denmark x Reader! :D

It was kinda inspired by Slenderman (of course), but France somehow ended up in it. xD

:iconfranceloveplz:: Zat is because I am amazing, oui?

:iconeatmysconesbetch:: No. No it is not.

:iconfranceloveplz:: Poo.

Denmark & the Bad Touch Trio (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) You
Picture (c) whoever made it
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:icontherealsiriusstar:
TheRealSiriusStar Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  New Deviant
This, children, is why you should never drop your necklaces where France is.
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:iconalexisbarnes:
AlexisBarnes Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2016
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!' Lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
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:icontherealsiriusstar:
TheRealSiriusStar Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017  New Deviant
Slenderman's got nothing on France XD
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:iconalexisbarnes:
AlexisBarnes Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2017
So true XD
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:iconxcookiesxvsxmuffins:
XcookiesXvsXmuffins Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016  Student Photographer
got me too~ XD
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:iconalexisbarnes:
AlexisBarnes Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016
Because not even slenderman is as bad as France XD
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:iconxcookiesxvsxmuffins:
XcookiesXvsXmuffins Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Student Photographer
XD
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:iconamerican-otaku-girl:
american-otaku-girl Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2016
I loved every word of it! But I don't get scared of Slendy, I'm just still freaked out cuz of Corpse Party O.O
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NyannaWulfinna Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Fucking love that anime.
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:iconglyswil:
Glyswil Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol poor france
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:iconbethhatessand:
BethHatesSand Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2016
"I actually felt safe in his arms..." It was so cheesy, several lactose intolerant people died. XD
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:iconkawaiininjaowo:
KawaiiNinjaOwO Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
o h g o d, A N Y T H I N G b u t t h e f r e n c h.
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:iconclaravc:
claravc Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2016  Student General Artist
'poo'
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:icontheshewarrior:
theshewarrior Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016
Sooo hilarious I love thissss :3
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devilmaecare Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2016
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A FANFICTION IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
"What if it's Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!"
I ACTUALLY BROKE MY CHAIR OHMYGOD. Laugh LOL Jensen/Dean Evil Laugh ~ free to use! Exo : Kai Laughing
This made my day, you honestly have no idea. xD Thank you for this masterpiece. 
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Crystal-Clear-Skies Featured By Owner May 31, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!' I laughed so hard that I actually fell out of my chair... Great story!
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IMAlion2003 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Same, but I was on bed •-•
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:iconburgersnscones72136:
burgersnscones72136 Featured By Owner May 24, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, that was adorable X3
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:iconghostfangirl101:
GhostFanGirl101 Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Za Fuck?
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:iconendergamergirl:
EnderGamerGirl Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it sad that this all happened to me. All but minus the countries
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:iconghostfangirl101:
GhostFanGirl101 Featured By Owner Edited May 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
For a second I thought you wrote it................ :I
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:iconghostfangirl101:
GhostFanGirl101 Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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cocokittykat Featured By Owner May 7, 2016  Student Artist
Lol yaass
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:iconwolfzy87:
Wolfzy87 Featured By Owner May 4, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Haha that sux france doesn't it? 









ALso amaze story author-san
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:iconthecraycrayartist:
TheCrayCrayArtist Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016
France makes this perfect!! England (Laughing) [V3] 
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:iconlolitagirl671:
Lolitagirl671 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I like France but not when he's mean to Iggy 
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:iconsayeeda19:
SayEeda19 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2016  Student Digital Artist
"I'm sure our bella (Name) will talk to you some day."

Or never.
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EmeraldAlex123 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!"
"I'm sure our bella (Name) will talk to you some day."
 

F that.
//flips table
//jumps out window
//starts running
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IrisLam Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!"
i died
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KirbysEpicFan Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015  Student Writer
I am more afraid if it's france that was there
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:iconbands-rule:
bands-rule Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
"Or even worse, France?!?!"
Omg, I'm dead! XD
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:iconshakiraicysilverwolf:
ShakiraIcySilverWolf Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
...it was frenchie...
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:iconedgirl1:
edgirl1 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I like Denmark when he is sweet and protective
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Hidaniscute17 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
o.o can I phone a friend *picks up phone and dials number* hey Russia.....ya was reading creepy-pasta again......slenderman this time.......france scared me and I ran to denmarks room.....thanks hehehe make sure you give him pain from dearest kat-chan muhahahaha*hangs up* and this is one of the resons why nobody really messes with me either I go into Russia mode or I get the real thing after them hehehe now time for more snuggles with denny*skips away huming your going to go far kid by the offspring*
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KittyKatStudios Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH GOD NOT FANCE *hides (
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peachykeen3502 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am sorry but I cannot get my eyes off your profile picture....XD I am mesmerized by the Mochis.. One after another they fall smushing the last.... Truly a masterpiece....thank you for that inspiring message..... xD
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KittyKatStudios Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your welcome CX
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*sees France out the window*

Me: Aw hell naw. *throws Busby's chair with complimentary Russia attatched out the window*

France: MON DIEU!

Me: YOU AREN'T TAKING MY SOUL TODAY, FRENCHMAN!
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KittyKatStudios Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconattackonhetaeater:
AttackonHetaEater Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
It's not, "The British Are Coming!"


It's,

"The French Are Coming!"
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:iconghostfangirl101:
GhostFanGirl101 Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconsomeoneethingssssss:
someoneethingssssss Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student Photographer
*looks out window*








*Sees Russia*


Russia (Curse) [V2] 



Well daymmmmm.....
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:iconpotatobastardo:
PotatoBastardo Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!' 

XD
Love it!
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:iconlovealltheships11:
lovealltheships11 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015
Not the French. OH GOD NOT THE FRENCH!!! *pretends to panic*
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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
'What if its Slenderman!? Or even worse, France!?!' 
"Oh my god i can't stop laughing"
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Drawingislife4ever Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Poor France!! T_T XD I/reader was so cruel to him > u <
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Gilbert-Beldischmidt Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
DENNY OH MAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
Lovey-dovey Fella (Love) Lovey-dovey Fella (Love) Lovey-dovey Fella (Love) Lovey-dovey Fella (Love) 20th Gif: Pointing Something Out TellMeMoreEyesplz Tai Icon 
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:iconslytherinprincess792:
Now I feel really bad for France, like now I'm on the verge of tears just because of that, ugh damn my emotional sensitivity
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TheWierdSideOfLife2 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow. Poor Francis. Go get Iggy or Spain or my friend.(especially my friend. Lol) theyll talk to you.
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