Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login

:iconeatmysconesbetch: More from EatMySconesBetch

Featured in Collections

naruto fic's by ukitakefannumber1

Naruto by Proud-2-Be-A-Mistake

Naruto by Iloveanime230

More from DeviantArt


Submitted on
November 19, 2012
File Size
3.6 KB


14,694 (19 today)
258 (who?)

"I'm feelin' sexy and free," (Name) sang, swaying her hips, "Like glitter's raining on me~"

She danced her way to her living room couch, spoon and bowl of cereal in hand. She plopped down on the piece of furniture, shoveling cereal into her mouth before swallowing and continuing her song.

"You're like a shot of pure gold, I think I'm 'bout to explode!"

The more (Name) sang, the louder she got, which to her was no problem in any way. For her unfortunate neighbor, however, that was a different story.

The poor Uchiha had had a long night, and the one thing he wanted more than anything was a good, long sleep. Thanks to (Name), that poor desire of his was not possible.

And of course, when Madara Uchiha's wants are not fulfilled, something horrible is bound to happen. Especially when someone was yelling "Rock my world until the sunlight, make this dream the best I've ever known!" at 6 in the morning.

(Name) had finished her breakfast and was now pretending her TV remote was a microphone when four loud bangs on her front door interrupted her.

"(Name), open the door!" bellowed the individual.

The (h/c)-haired girl knew immediately who it was, causing her to visibly pale before unlocking and opening the door.

"Erm, hi Madara," she greeted, feeling her heart pound out of her chest. Out of all the people I had to wake up, it just had to be him! she thought. Truth be told, the Uchiha, especially when he was angry, terrified poor (Name) more than anything in the world- with the exception of spiders. And, of course, it just so happened that Madara was the very man who had stole her heart.

Damn, what a messed up contradiction.

"Care to explain to me why you're 'singing' this early in the morning?" the black-haired Uchiha demanded.

"Well, I-"

"You can't sing very well, by the way."

(Name)'s eye twitched ever-so-slightly before finishing, "-Wanted to sing, so I did."

"Well then stop singing and go back to bed," Madara stated, as if what he said was the obvious solution to the problem.

"But what if I don't want to?" she asked, raising an eyebrow at his blunt reply.

"I don't care. Just do it."

"No," she argued, crossing her arms. She didn't care who it was, she hated to be bossed around.

Madara glared at the girl standing in front of him. Why did she have to be so stubborn? He did not want to deal with this at this time of the day.

With a sigh, (Name) shook her head, before suddenly grinning like a maniac. "Alright, fine. If I can't sing while you're sleeping, then I'll just sing now, while you're here with me! <3"

The man at her door narrowed his eyes even more, before muttering something under his breath.

Ignoring his silent disagreement, she took in a deep breath and began.

"Dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like I'm a domino! Every second is a highlight, when we touch don't ever let me go! Dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like I'm a domino!"

(Name) would have sang more if it weren't for the pair of lips that crashed into hers, silencing her. After several seconds, Madara pulled back, with a slight smirk on his face. Seeing her dazed visage, he opened to say something witty when the familiar (h/c)-haired girl grabbed his shirt and pulled him in for another, but much longer, kiss.
My god, I've actually uploaded something? What is this sorcery!? ಠ_ಠ

I'm sorry I haven't been active on dA for a while, but school is kicking my ass. Insert more lame excuses here. But (thank GOD) its Thanksgiving Break, so I'll try and upload as much stuff as I possibly can this week. xD

So anyway, this one shot was actually written a while back (like almost a year ago) when I used Quizilla to upload stuff on, but I felt like uploading it on here for several reasons. 1, it's about time I posted something, 2, it shall be the first of (hopefully) many more fanfics to be posted during this week, and 3, I have become a major Madara fangirl (from when he was still the Uchiha Clan leader >w> ).

Uh... oh, this fanfic takes place in the modern world.

So, yeah. I think I've said everything I planned to. Enjoy? :3


Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the characters, nor do I own the picture.
Add a Comment:
felishathewolf1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I feel so retarded now, LOL
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
I LOVE IT :la:
XoXWheatleyXoX Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Grinning like a fool now, can't stop smiling!~ <3
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
Lol this was a great Storyand son fiction 
Love your Username to "EatMySconesBetch" xD
Yaoilover1000ful Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
i wonder what his reaction is after this xD
Heart Love 
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student Artist
lol he makes terrible choices EESPECIALLY when I try and sing 
HetalianNexhi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Dat picture.
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Artist
lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student Artist
Maybe it's just a coincidence but the moment she sang after wards the lyrics kind up to the song so cool
tiffy2000 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
I suck at singing so this story is true!!! TTDTT
Add a Comment: