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"I'm feelin' sexy and free," (Name) sang, swaying her hips, "Like glitter's raining on me~"

She danced her way to her living room couch, spoon and bowl of cereal in hand. She plopped down on the piece of furniture, shoveling cereal into her mouth before swallowing and continuing her song.

"You're like a shot of pure gold, I think I'm 'bout to explode!"

The more (Name) sang, the louder she got, which to her was no problem in any way. For her unfortunate neighbor, however, that was a different story.

The poor Uchiha had had a long night, and the one thing he wanted more than anything was a good, long sleep. Thanks to (Name), that poor desire of his was not possible.

And of course, when Madara Uchiha's wants are not fulfilled, something horrible is bound to happen. Especially when someone was yelling "Rock my world until the sunlight, make this dream the best I've ever known!" at 6 in the morning.

(Name) had finished her breakfast and was now pretending her TV remote was a microphone when four loud bangs on her front door interrupted her.

"(Name), open the door!" bellowed the individual.

The (h/c)-haired girl knew immediately who it was, causing her to visibly pale before unlocking and opening the door.

"Erm, hi Madara," she greeted, feeling her heart pound out of her chest. Out of all the people I had to wake up, it just had to be him! she thought. Truth be told, the Uchiha, especially when he was angry, terrified poor (Name) more than anything in the world- with the exception of spiders. And, of course, it just so happened that Madara was the very man who had stole her heart.

Damn, what a messed up contradiction.

"Care to explain to me why you're 'singing' this early in the morning?" the black-haired Uchiha demanded.

"Well, I-"

"You can't sing very well, by the way."

(Name)'s eye twitched ever-so-slightly before finishing, "-Wanted to sing, so I did."

"Well then stop singing and go back to bed," Madara stated, as if what he said was the obvious solution to the problem.

"But what if I don't want to?" she asked, raising an eyebrow at his blunt reply.

"I don't care. Just do it."

"No," she argued, crossing her arms. She didn't care who it was, she hated to be bossed around.

Madara glared at the girl standing in front of him. Why did she have to be so stubborn? He did not want to deal with this at this time of the day.

With a sigh, (Name) shook her head, before suddenly grinning like a maniac. "Alright, fine. If I can't sing while you're sleeping, then I'll just sing now, while you're here with me! <3"

The man at her door narrowed his eyes even more, before muttering something under his breath.

Ignoring his silent disagreement, she took in a deep breath and began.

"Dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like I'm a domino! Every second is a highlight, when we touch don't ever let me go! Dirty dancing in the moonlight, take me down like I'm a domino!"

(Name) would have sang more if it weren't for the pair of lips that crashed into hers, silencing her. After several seconds, Madara pulled back, with a slight smirk on his face. Seeing her dazed visage, he opened to say something witty when the familiar (h/c)-haired girl grabbed his shirt and pulled him in for another, but much longer, kiss.
My god, I've actually uploaded something? What is this sorcery!? ಠ_ಠ

I'm sorry I haven't been active on dA for a while, but school is kicking my ass. Insert more lame excuses here. But (thank GOD) its Thanksgiving Break, so I'll try and upload as much stuff as I possibly can this week. xD

So anyway, this one shot was actually written a while back (like almost a year ago) when I used Quizilla to upload stuff on, but I felt like uploading it on here for several reasons. 1, it's about time I posted something, 2, it shall be the first of (hopefully) many more fanfics to be posted during this week, and 3, I have become a major Madara fangirl (from when he was still the Uchiha Clan leader >w> ).

Uh... oh, this fanfic takes place in the modern world.

So, yeah. I think I've said everything I planned to. Enjoy? :3

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the characters, nor do I own the picture.
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:icondragongirl1314:
DragonGirl1314 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I've heard that song before.
This is amazing!
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:iconzelodi:
Zelodi Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Pretty sure the rest of my neighborhood thinks I'm a hyena.
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:iconemma-chanlovesmadara:
Wow this was really good
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:iconamberhedgelander:
amberhedgelander Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now I feel like singing! LOL I started to sing the domino part near the end and after that I fell like singing XD
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:iconinsanitycathy:
insanitycathy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
Its a really nice story I want more of this xD
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:iconinsanitycathy:
insanitycathy Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
I was singing this but then my brother told me to be quiet I was like no and locked the door and still singing :-);-):-(:'(:O;3@ - @ c:
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:icondrippysnowcone:
DRIPPYsnowcone Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist
Junko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5] 
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:iconeyeheartalucard:
EyeheartAlucard Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Listening and singing this song at 6 while reading this. Now I just need Madara as my neighbor.
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felishathewolf1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I feel so retarded now, LOL
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:icongothfoxgirl:
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
I LOVE IT :la:
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:iconxoxwheatleyxox:
XoXWheatleyXoX Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Grinning like a fool now, can't stop smiling!~ <3
XD XD XD XD
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XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
Lol this was a great Storyand son fiction 
Love your Username to "EatMySconesBetch" xD
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Iggy hacked her account
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:iconxjumpinjellybeansx:
XJumpinJellyBeansX Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015
xD
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:iconyaoilover1000ful:
Yaoilover1000ful Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
i wonder what his reaction is after this xD
Heart Love 
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:iconmiyokachan:
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Student Artist
lol he makes terrible choices EESPECIALLY when I try and sing 
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HetalianNexhi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Dat picture.
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:iconmiyokachan:
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Artist
XD EVERYONE IS SAYING THAT
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:iconlolipopchainsaw:
lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student Artist
Maybe it's just a coincidence but the moment she sang after wards the lyrics kind up to the song so cool
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:icontiffy2000:
tiffy2000 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Professional General Artist
I suck at singing so this story is true!!! TTDTT
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:iconknife-king:
Knife-King Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013
"Ushishishi~ That first line.
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:iconvigapunk:
vigapunk Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ROCK BABYYY ROCCKKKK 😝😝xD!!!!
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:iconflying-dutchmann:
Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I love all of your stories, they all rock! :3
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:iconflying-dutchmann:
Flying-Dutchmann Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ah, the sorcery! 
anyway great job!
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:iconxdkittylover:
xDkittylover Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
XD awesome
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:iconpucca2000:
Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Nice story. 
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HappyMause Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
Great!!!There are a continuation?
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:icontenshinoakasuna:
TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
Oh god, that was so wonderful. I really, really, really enjoyed reading it. :3
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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Awh, thank you so much! C:
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:icontenshinoakasuna:
TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
You're very welcome. :D
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:icontenshinoakasuna:
TenshiNoAkasuna Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
And it's now that I realize, that you made me love this song... :D
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Neruchan96 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

I love Dominoe by Jessie J >w<

And this story was just...ahhh~ :heart:

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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! xD
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BrigetteStaysHardy Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is tht an actually song tht "im" singing?!? Lolz
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:iconzeldapointdefer:
Zeldapointdefer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
Very well written!
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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :3
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:iconzeldapointdefer:
Zeldapointdefer Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
You're welcome
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ShadowsBlair Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Lololololol the ending XD
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:iconxxpadalover269800xx:
Xxpadalover269800xX Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
I love singing when nobody's around
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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me too xD
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:iconxxpadalover269800xx:
Xxpadalover269800xX Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Everybody does
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:iconpuppypancake:
Puppypancake Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol. I love to 'sing' really loud when no ones around.
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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me too! :D
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:iconpuppypancake:
Puppypancake Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Student General Artist
Yay
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:iconakakita:
Akakita Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
write more of madara fanfics not many good ones online .... *sad face* but lub ur story!
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:iconeatmysconesbetch:
EatMySconesBetch Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I know right! It's so hard to find good Madara fanfics ;n;
Thank you!
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lunakitty100 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Interface Designer
dont worry im a madara fangirl too!
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:iconxarellaxdarkraix:
XArellaxDarkraiX Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student General Artist
...What is this sorcery?! Cx
Loved it~!
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DevilMayParadox Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*shakes screen* OMFG YEASH!!!!!!
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Ghost-lamia Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
great job
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